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Bottle full of cum

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Urban Dictionary: Cum Jar

On the bright side it's better that all this weirdo sperm is in these bottles and not being used for reproduction. True that.

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If this whack off had gone to a sperm bank instead. Next generation of humanity would be fucked. I don't freeteen about this year, but last year's haul was noticeably lower because he got a girlfriend.

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OTOH, is it that unrealistic that someone who stores their jizz in bottles for years was arrested for CP? Still though. That's a whole lot of old cum already.


Wtf does it matter if there's one more bottle, you've already impressed me. No amount of gold is worth that. Eating a dick is one thing. At least it's palatable and kinda fun. I don't think you can find a person whose able to drink that.