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Darling, you make me July 10, saskia steel Hey y'all, Well, I can't believe I'm asking the Internets about this, but here goes: This past Sunday morning, the boy and I were fooling around, and he came all over me - specifically, my shoulders and breasts. This is something we both find sexy, and something we have done many many times before. Just in case that is important.
Glucose in human semen.
Afterwards, suddenly - and I mean within 15 minutes or cum - the exact spots where the, er, semen had splashed on me suddenly turned bright red.
And then into a rash. And then my shoulder started swelling up.