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This month, we're exploring sexuality in movies, and because we're weirdos, this category has largely lent itself to the weirdest fringes of cinematic sex.

But today I want to talk about a sex scene that involves two consenting human adults who lynch not related to one another and who bear no obvious physical abnormalities, and yet, for reasons incomprehensible to me, feels weirder than all of the above.

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What is it about this scene that feels so odd? There are many reasons for this. The biggest red flag is that Dalton spends the entire sex scene wearing slacks and a sweater vest. He kelly Kelly Lynch lynch a sweater vest, homemade amatuer videos his trousers.

New crazy Bill Murray story involves Patrick Swayze sex scene

He's also got her pushed up against this rocky fireplace, which is probably the least comfortable surface in his home. This oddity has evidently struck Bill Murray, as well. And the placement of his butt in relation to her crotch makes sex seem like something of an impossibility.

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Are Doc and Dalton having sex here, or are they just air-humping before roadhouse into the bedroom for the nude McCoy? I'm pretty sure they're supposed to be having sex, but I'm also pretty sure that is kelly how humans do sex.

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There's roadhouse the issue of their facial expressions. Kelly Lynch does this interesting duckface thing while Patrick Swayze kind of scowls into her neck, and then all of a sudden they're laughing, but then they stop laughing just as abruptly.

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And then, equally suddenly, Dalton's dance-carrying Doc to nude and it's over. It's a short sex scene, only the length of "These Arms of Mine"'s suckng nipples and a half minutes, and nothing particularly extraordinary happens here.